Crappy Esperanto Is Crappy"Kio ajn la afero, mon ami?" Mi aŭdis lin peti sed mi forturnis, nazo en la aero. Mi ne povis diri al li ke mi ne vere scias mem. Mi nur sciis, ke li estas la kaŭzo de tio. Strange, ĉu ne - ke unu persono povas tedi vin per farante nenion. Ne, nenio - li flirtas kun tiu servistino denove. Labori bezonis esti farita kaj tie li estis slacking ekstere ankoraux denove. Almenaŭ mi sciis, kial mi estis tiom freneza pro li nun. "Vi scias tute bone kial." Mi riproĉis kaj li sulkigis la brovojn. "Non, mi ne kredas ke mi komprenas." Li akceptis kun malklara sian frunton. "Bonvolu, mon capitaine. Diru al mi kion mi faris malbone."Ĉi tiu estis la tria fojo ĉi tiu semajno estis luktante super precize tiu ĉi sceno kaj ĝi vere komencas iriti min pli ol kutime. "Ĉu vi ne povas simple, unu tagon, iru sen flirtas kun iu?" Mi abruptis. Tiu kaŭzis larĝan rideton por disvastigi tra sia vizaĝo kaj mi kuntiris la brovojn - ĉi tiun fojon m
Once in a Month of YearsWhen I first met you I didn't know who you wereDidn't know myselfYou've always been there for me - whether I want you toOr notWe've always been closeSo close in fact could you move back a littleOr at least pop a mint?We've sharedThe laughter and the trrtrlsThe sadness and the tearsThe hurt and the angerAnd still our life goes onI treasure every waking momentOkay, maybe not EVERY momentBut that's life right?But I do treasure my lifeMy life with youBecause I knowI know any day you could be taken from meTo be with your Mother and your BrotherAnd so on this special dayYour dayWe come to celebrate Auntie BogusNo, I'm only kiddingWe celebrate YOU MomYour life, your love for us allBut mostly we celebrateWhat you've done for meFor all of usI love you MomI know I'm not the tidiest or neatestI know sometimes I say or door even don't doThingsLittle or big things, it doesn't matterI'll get there eventuallyOr at least the Clean And Tidy fairy willRIght MomMom?
Novel Snippet - Seizing The Feeling*Read the artist's comment below for more info*Both creatures, large and small began to follow me. "Little one, you aren't needed any longer." I knew I was being rude but I had to hurry back. Clambering on the large creature's back I began directing it urgently, eager to get back in time. My sight was beginning to blur and I began to have trouble breathing. I was fidgeting and wriggling in my seat but no spot seemed comfortable, and I felt so very, very hot. My body was going numb and rigid and I could barely move my limbs but I still attempted to move a clawed hand in the direction I thought I needed to go. The pain in my hands and feet began shooting up my arms and legs, like electricity was coursing through them. I cried out in terror and collapsed onto the creatures back, tears streaming down my cheeks as my body began to curl up. My sight began melting away but I managed to focus enough see a large silhouette come to me as the light faded.
No. 67: Playing the MelodyOh beautiful creature, how must you have livedHow must you have diedI see you nowBig, strong, magesticNow reduced to thisWe still love youStill respect youRespect your decaying formThough your body will soon leave usGong but never forgottenWe will keep your bones, treasure youTreasure your beautyYour song may be gone from usGone foreverYet your soul lives on
Agent Maria: Chapter One - Professor BoringChapter One: Professor Boring"So you see, when you take the protogenetic sapling along with the chriogelogical merepod you get the..." Keswick was explaining something that the others had long since bored of. He'd been talking for the last twenty minutes and apparently hadn't noticed no one was paying attention – or at least not until he said 'in conclusion' that is."Well, that was a nice nap." The Chief – Herbert Dumbrowski – yawned and stretched, rubbing his eyes. Dudley Puppy was making growling noises as he ran in his sleep and Kitty Katswell was laying her head on his side, one delicate paw dangling down and the other between her head and Dudley's torso. Kitty bolted upright acting as if she were awake the whole time before smoothing down her lopsided bed-hair. Dudley just started to snore loudly the moment Kitty's weight was lifted.Keswick harrumphed. "Am I boring you, Chief?" He glared at the small flea who looked around the room – anywhere but Keswick's eyes. "No, of